Findings:
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- Police who drive over the speed limit
- The day I found out I was a guy
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
- funny fat guy who dies
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- This statement cannot be proven
- Authors who refuse to be photographed
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
- The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
- I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- Those Who Must Be Kept
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Who Could That Be At This Hour?
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
- Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
- cannot be again
- Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
- The man who refused to be King
- If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
- Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- Guys who play guitar to get girls
- Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
- Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
- I was a nice guy once
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- William Shatner's Mother Dressed As A Nazi Police Officer Prostitute Who Moonlights as a Storm Trooper and is also a Transvestite Cow
- Who are the brain police?
- Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- Who Will Be There
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- Who wants to be a high school graduate?
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Music need not be popular to be good
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- I Wanna Be The Guy
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
- this is unlike the story it was written to be
- Be careful who lasers your hoohoo
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
- A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
- Information cannot be owned
- Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
- The Girl Was a Guy
- Helping people cheat
- Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
- When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- Idiot police who blame the protesters
- The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
- Same as it Ever Was
- The Princess who was Hidden Underground
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- play dumb
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- The Man Who Would Be King
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
- Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- If God was willing to let it be
- Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- The page cannot be displayed
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
- Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
- Where's the kaboom?
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- She was too beautiful to be human
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- let the memories be good for those who stay
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
- Communication via Bouquet: You must both be on the same page
- Soldiers who wish to be a hero
- subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
- Guys who wear skirts
- The guy at the end of Half-Life
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- Are J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon the same guy?
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- all the cute guys will be there
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