A +12 magical
boot that allows the wielder to remove one person from their life
because said person turned out to be:
unable to share
generally not someone you expected to have a relationship with.
The Stark Boot of Ejection is normally worn by women, but it has been used effectively by men on occasion. When a woman finds out that the scrawny, pale guy they were first attracted to has nothing to offer in the mental or emotional category, they can use the Boot to expunge the lout.