Findings:

• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• hey little fighter, soon it will be brighter
• I will not be late anymore
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• You will be assimilated
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• I will be your young sinner
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• I will always be weird inside
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• The revolution will not be televised
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• It will be good when I am leader
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Boys will be boys
• the world will be remade in our image
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• The end will be a sellout
• Who Will Be There
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• If it be your will
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• The Revolution will be televised
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• to be obscure in a thousand years
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• There will be time
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Be My Little General
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• I fear I will be nothing
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Carl Everett
• Marks which will never be broken
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• I will be in my trailer!
• It must be New Years Eve again
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• There will be no more stories to read
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• What life after death will really be like
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Someday, I will be strong
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• I will be light
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• This love will be your downfall.
• It will never be just you
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• You never think it will be the ducks
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• The television will not be revolutionized
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Will I cease to be
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• node that will be my legacy
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• When you know things are just meant to be
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Will I be given that chance?
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• The next life will be better
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• There will never be another you
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• I will always be in the details
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• all the cute guys will be there
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• There Will Be Blood
• Everything will be alright
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• They will not be named!
• there will be a last
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• ull be late (user)
• Even the dead will not be safe

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