Small fat indestructable lunatic.

Spanky Spangler is one of the world's premier stuntmen. Sort of.

Spanky spends months planning audacious, usually automotive, stunts to precision tolerances and timings.

Spanky will, however, inevitably cock up the stunt due to factors such as:

  • Failing to read a speedometer due to the bumpiness of a track, and nearly decapitating himself
  • Missing the cars he is going to land on
  • Finding, somewhat suprisingly, that a ton of metal car sinks when driven into a lake
Spanky is often accompanied to his stunt disasters by his crying wife, Candy Spangler.

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