Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Sooner or later, you'll figure it out, and you won't be so happy then."

• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• sooner or later
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Why RuPaul won't be president
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• You'll Be Back
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• so be it
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• Should I be happy?
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• So mote it be
• The end will be a sellout
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• To be or not to be
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• that won't be your beneficiary
• So you want to be a composer
• It's so cool to be denied
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• If you would be so kind
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• So you want to be a DJ?
• So you want to be a waitress
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Be there or be square
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• So you want to be evil
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• I Won't Be Your Yoko Ono
• What it's like to be in love
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Salazar won't be turned to stone
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• lost, or trying to be
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• You Won't Be Mine
• Overpopulation won't be a problem
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• So you want to be a star?
• You could be so delicious
• I must die or be better
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Won't you be my neighbor?
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Starving in the greenhouse
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Hot pursuit
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• Or at least it used to be
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
• Be a model or just look like one
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Why I won't be at commencement
• Why Ron Paul won't be president
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.

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