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• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Hands up, the whole way
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• all hands on deck
• How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• It's turtles all the way down
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• everyone on Halloween should show up with a severed hand
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• all the little stars in my hands; crawling and bleeding
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• She has given up on shoes completely.
• Technological advances take up more of our time
• The words were ways of touching and made us want to speak with hands
• Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• The Way of All Flesh
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• hold up this tired skyline with all i falter for
• Time is nature's way of stopping things from happening all at once
• We've all traded lobsters and woke up alone
• to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• Because it all burns up
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• All Dressed up with Nowhere to Go
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• Where are you, caught up in the burden of it all
• Hands Up!
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• The worst way to wake up
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Entropy catches up with all of us
• Technological advancement that will destroy us all
• up all night on DXM
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• My crotchless bunny rabbit suit goes all the way to eleventy
• The prettiest views are all from the ground up
• We should all know what it is to hold death in our hands.
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• Peaches that are deep red all the way through
• All Shook Up
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• We've all traded lovers and woke up alone
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• It has all the majesty of butterflies emerging from their cocoons, and all the sounds of Aphex Twin
• This all started with our hands underneath the table
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• We all gonna end up meeting at the finishing line
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• did you add up all the cards left to play
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• Plan All the Way to the End
• Irony has a way of pulling a chokehold
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• A cat has many ways to enter
• keep your hands up
• How to give customers change
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• Middle finger
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• drop the bass and come out with your hands up
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
• Fucked up ways to die
• The Way Up
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• I have spent all night paging you
• You've lost all your dreams
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• After the flood all the colors came out
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• all smiles and mariachi
• The innocent suffer all in due time
• All statistics are lies
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• all those days are gone
• That's All Folks
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Cover all the bases
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Styrofoam Boots/It's All Nice On Ice
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• One letter can make all the difference
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• The Winner Takes It All
• Jesus is all I need
• To the Jews of All Countries
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• This Vehicle Stops At All RR Crossings
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• All Thing
• All the fairies have gone
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• Homeric Hymn to Earth the Mother of All
• All of Me
• don't spend it all in one place
• All dressed in silence, I stared and lived the morning
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Six Ways to Sunday
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• All roads lead to Rome
• All Your Placentas Are Belong To Us
• Green Grass Grows All Around
• All Hail Brother Seamen
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• The Burdens Of All
• All Through the Rain and Squally Weather
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• We Are All Prostitutes
• Loving U Thru It All
• fah-q all (user)
• make all
• All's Fair in Love and War
• Fuck them all but the six
• All About Nothing
• Goodbye to All That
• All Things Must Pass
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Bring It All Back
• All the burdens so brown and heavy

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