Findings:

• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• when they take my blood
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• When you kill people they die
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
• When Bobby Comes Down
• Something Happened: The Pacific NorthWest E2 Gathering
• Something glorious is about to happen. A reckoning.
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee
• When water chokes you
• the moment when they take possession of you
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• What happens when we die?
• Something Happens
• When it all comes together, the chemistry is amazing. It's a love affair with physics.
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• When something means nothing and nothing means everything
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• The songs that break you down and the stories that they tell
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• When the walls go down
• When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
• When fog comes down the mountain
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• By the Rivers of Babylon We Sat Down and Wept
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• Something Happened
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• What happens when a Pope dies
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• This is When it Happens
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• Level 2
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• What to do when your car breaks down
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee (for Cormac McCarthy)
• Haunted by the specters of something that hasn't happened
• Something was about to happen.
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Eye contact at a distance
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• People don't flail when they die
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• The Amazing Randi
• The Amazing Food Processor Team
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan
• The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay
• New research reveals amazing coincidences!
• The Amazing Kreskin
• Amazing Stories
• Even things as amazing as stars burn out
• Amazing Studio
• Tarragon chicken
• Superman vs. the Amazing Spider-Man
• Adventures in Reading Starring the Amazing Spider-Man
• Amazing Island
• Adam Smith and His Amazing Invisible Hand
• Kirby and the Amazing Mirror
• i thank You God for most this amazing
• The Amazing Undersea Adventures of Aqua Kitty and Friends
• Isn't it amazing how vulerable we as humans are?
• The Amazing Spider-Man Riot at Robotworld
• Amazing Spider-man #573
• Batten down the hatches!
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• Xiu Xiu : The Sent Down Girl
• shot down
• Trompe
• Looking down through the leaves
• go down in history
• Play it down
• knocking a person down
• Break it down
• averaging down
• If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down
• Down To This

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