Findings:

• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Front porch, what should have been said
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Movies that should have been books first
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Could have beens, should have beens
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• I could have been one of a two
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Tools everyone should have
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• How long have you been in love with her?
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• What have you been smoking?
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• the dreams that should have died
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• you have never been safe
• someone has been out crying on my lawn again
• I could have been Canadian
• Advice I have been given about girls
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• That which I should have done I did not do
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• He's been places they have not.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I know I have been dreaming
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• Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• you would have been
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• i have been burning for so long
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• What Might Have Been
• Words that only have one context
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Have One On Me
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• The Witch King of Angmar should not have touched the earth
• a dozen books I should have read you
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Names have been changed
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have just been shot
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• AES may have been broken
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• How to check if someone has been to the mall
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• Have you been a dad today?
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• we should listen to the birds. they've been here far longer than we
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• I have one whole anus
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• consoles should have trackballs
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I should have danced with you
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I appear to have been misinformed
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed

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