The following is a
story passed among friends since the beginning of time. I first encountered it in comic form, and I'm now adapting it for
E2.
Somebody once asked me what
Punk Rock is.
So I kicked over a garbage can and said, "That's Punk Rock."
So he kicked over another garbage can and said, "So that's Punk Rock?"
"No!" I said, "That's just trendy."
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A group of friends and I then made a large number of adaptations of this theme - a
meme before
memes, if you will. Some of them were then assembled into a small packet, which I still have. Some of them also suck. Nonetheless, I will now do my best to bring them all to E2, save one, which relies rather highly on the art.
(The panels for this comic are dripping blood)
A guy once asked me what Metal was...
So I kicked a trash can and I said...
"That's metal."
So he kicked one and said...
So that's metal?"
So I KILLED HIM.
Someone once
told me what
Alzheimer's Disease was.
...
Hmmm...
Where am I?!
Who are you?
Who... am... I?
...
Someone once asked me...
"What's a non sequitur?
(A large picture of a chicken with no caption)
Someobody once asked me what
assisted suicide was...
"What's assisted suicide?"
So I killed him.
He was asking for it.
Somebody once asked me...
"What's New Age?"
So I took a crap and said...
(Arrow pointing to poo in toilet bowl) That's New Age.
Someone once asked me...
What's writer's block?