Findings:

• somebody
• Somebody Else's Problem
• It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye
• Somebody is documenting your downfall
• Somebody to Love
• What happens if somebody messes up in lab
• Somebody else's dick
• somebody for everybody
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• listen()
• If you love somebody, set them free
• Somebody Loves Me
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• Somebody once asked me...
• Hit Somebody
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• Somebody Set Us Up
• somebody (user)
• Smoking somebody else's marijuana gets you higher
• Somebody Blew Up America
• Somebody else's old throwaways
• Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
• somebody special (user)
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• Mr. Somebody (user)
• Somebody else's sky
• To Love Somebody
• somebody has already done it
• Somebody somewhere is spilling her secrets
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• Will somebody please think of the children?
• Somebody has to live in the past. The future's too crowded already.
• Somebody else's broken stairs
• Gotta Be Somebody
• I went up a different person, came down somebody else
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• Asking Somebody Out With German Modal Particles
• somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
• Somebody Calls and You Answer Quite Slowly
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• as she suddenly realizes that the Heart that she has been praying to did not send somebody... but is, instead, here.
• someone
• Making someone feel loved
• Loving someone else's wife
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Someone please kill me
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Someone left the cake out in the rain
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Good reasons to miss someone
• good reasons to hate someone
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• my name on someone else's body
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• someone else's hand
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• Someone jumped off the San Diego-Coronado Bay Bridge today
• Expecting Someone Taller
• How to ruin someone's life
• Beating someone severely
• Someone else's mind: Italian holiday notebook
• someone I thought I knew once
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• You are no longer someone's first
• You are no longer someone's first, continued
• Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
• Why pay someone to advertise for them?
• How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Falling in love with someone's musical taste
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Recognizing a porn star as someone you know
• Sleeping with someone
• You can't make someone love you
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• I want someone to do cute things for
• Lying next to someone at night
• What makes someone a "bad person"?
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• For Someone
• Someone to Watch over Me
• make someone pay
• Someone passes
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Someone else's toilet
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• someone (user)
• Meet someone
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• Speaking with Someone Else's Voice
• Forgiving someone
• Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
• New Business: Employing Someone
• New Business: Firing Someone
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• How to hypnotize someone
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Is someone your bitch?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• The silence after someone leaves
• someone to love
• You deserve someone special in your life
• Someone worked hard to create vodka
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• If I could be someone
• Get a rise out of someone
• Someone call the waaaambulance
• Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Reading Someone's Diary
• Helping people cheat
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Knowing how to sleep with someone
• Eye contact at a distance
• The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
• How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
• Is it possible to love someone without guilt?
• ways to say someone is stupid
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Absolutely, to someone else
• Explaining your order to someone with different tastes
• Never wanted to injure someone that much
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Shooting someone with a particle accelerator
• How to declare someone dead
• when someone you disliked dies
• Tearing down someone else's sweat lodge
• Someone's sprayed graffiti on that hideously ugly piece of public art!
• Sometimes, it's okay to pray for someone to die
• How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• How to interview someone
• How to beat someone at "pick a number"
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• My eyes change color when I kiss someone
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Someone to Pull the Trigger
• the proper way to greet someone in Korea
• How to insult someone using calculus
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• It's someone's pet. Take the time.
• How to scare the shit out of someone

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