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• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Stoned music memories
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Have a nice day
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Some days are meant for Gods
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• When I get like this
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Some day, and for the rest of my days
• Some Days are Better than Others
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• When I Get Low I Get High
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I always wanted to get married one day
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• some day i hope to shine very bright
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• get some
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• i have to get out
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Let them have Festivas
• God gets pissed
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• just to have some human contact
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• The days of wonder have come at last
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• These are the days when birds come back
• Some days it seems like the sun is landing on the earth
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• In Which Minerva McGonagall Remembers Some Very Bad Days
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• What peace I get in hectic days
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• We get too tense when we drive
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• When I Heard at the Close of Day
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• When did the World get so old?
• When I have female children
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Atheist children get presents day
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• Driving my Saturn through Jupiter on a day when the mercury hit 100 degrees
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Penis for a day
• When the eye of day is shut
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• Days when art is too much to bear
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• some day we will all be gone
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Things to do when technology gets here
• When I get mad I throw harder
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• It's a nice day for a white lemming
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Go out and get some fresh air
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• I'll get there when I get there
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Piss in the Quabbin Day

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