Findings:

• Here is some important information which you may make use of in your sunny, optimistic future!
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Starving in the greenhouse
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm not racist but...
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• Expecting other people's children to make the sacrifice
• If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• You can, but you may not
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Let's do some living, after we die
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• Some needlessly emo poetry trying desperately hard to make a pun midway through
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• What sacrifices do soldiers make
• Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
• No model is true, but some models are useful
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Being a dickhead
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• some nodeshells are not titles but micronodes
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Butt hinge
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child

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