Findings:

• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• washing machine
• There was a cold day
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• There was once a Man
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• So there's this guy
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• so fragile and cold, i was
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• There was no one waiting for me...
• There Once Was a Farmer
• Was it ever there?
• machine room
• There is plenty of room for all God's creatures
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• how to avoid paying for washing machines
• Of all the dorm rooms in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• So there is death in my voice; what of it?
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• there are only so many truths. everything else is derived
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• So A Dinosaur Walks Into a Bar...
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• There once was a girl named Irene
• There was a rose that faded young
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Was There a Time
• A knock there was upon the door
• There Was A Friend
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• So this one-legged man walks into a bar
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• some great machines turn beauty into garbage
• You, there! Come into the light!
• I convert my crushes into friends, and from there to the status of Muse
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• Yes, I am helloing into a box. There is an echo.
• Normal is just a setting on a washing machine
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• There are no noders in this room.
• I was into them after they were hip
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• ECG Machines in university sick rooms
• There is a perfectly rational explanation for why I am banging my head into the wall
• Are there still so many Nazis in Germany?
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• So There We Were
• There's nowt so queer as folk
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• Turning a dorm room into a room
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• So there's this guy (poetry) mp3 (recording)
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• I remember, there was one
• There was an old lady
• there is so much structure within numbers, the universe is just the counting of the integers.
• and there was this girl
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Where's the kaboom?
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• There was a land where lived no violets
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• There was a time before
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• Before you, there was me
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• One hour there was sunlight
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• I was there
• There was a man and a woman
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• She walked into the room
• So this bald girl walked into a bar
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• except that church was Episcopal with an ongoing history of bursting into flames
• So I went, into the field of macaroni
• the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
• laundry room
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• Car stuffed to the brim. Pulling out into the dark avenue, two cats in the laundry hamper voicing feline displeasure.
• The night my laundry fell into the Twilight Zone
• Trojan Room coffee machine
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
• A letter to the hottie who stole my washing machine
• Help! There's a panda in my living room!
• Into the World There Came a Soul Named Ida
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• There is room for you
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• The room was hot
• There's Plenty of Room at the Bottom
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• What we found hiding there, furious and so alone
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• The night was alive, and so was I
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I was doing so well.
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• It was free, so I took it.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• No shit, there I was
• There was a young lady of Riga
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• There was a time when I was a better person
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• a soundtrack when I walk into a room
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts

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