Findings:

• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• The tattoo phenomenon
• whom do you let in to your house?
• So You Think You Are a "Christian," Do You?
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Do not watch Fight Club every day for a week
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Any Mick'll Do
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• We didn't trust the net, so we played Rust instead of trapeze.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• do re mi fa so la ti do
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• If you enhance your rave experience, do so safely
• I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• Why do we treat them so well?
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Any house can become a prison
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
• Best viewed with any browser
• any
• by any means necessary
• Press any key to continue
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• On Any Sunday
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• Any song can be a love song
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• "42" is even to any base
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• It doesn't get any better than this
• any way, shape or form
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• Captain Britain Weekly #1
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language: 2
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
• Pick a card, any card
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• In any art, boredom is not a virtue
• Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Any Given Sunday
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Is there any port wine left?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• To Any Reader
• Eat any good books lately?
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• Lil Kid any werrr (user)
• Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
• How to solve any number sequence puzzle
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Got any ID please?
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any time is Trinidad time
• Convert any number to decimal
• To a beautiful woman without any ketchup
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• To the eye of the fast moving motorist, concrete painted green is as good a substitute for grass as any
• No time of any kind
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Your Cause is Our Cause, and Any Cause is a Good Cause (e2poll)
• God ain't giving out any hints
• Any wise and wintry thing
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• justify any of this (user)
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• because I have given up any care
• I can quit any time I want
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• anies (user)
• Any sufficiently analyzed Magic is indistinguishable from Science
• Constructions for dividing a segment at any integer ratio
• How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
• Any sufficiently lucky series of coincidences are indistinguishable from miracles
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• In four dimensions, any closed loop of one-dimensional string is equivalent to an unknot.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now

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