Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "So much as happened in the last little while and the news has been bleak but, hey, I'll just write about my weird-ass dream"

• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• It is nearly always fatal, but amusing while it lasts.
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Dreams last for so long
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• just so much slavery (user)
• there is so much structure within numbers, the universe is just the counting of the integers.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
• Advice I have been given about girls
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Nobody writes poetry about science
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• Evolution has never been observed
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• the hottest it has ever been
• You, standing
• Much Ado About Nothing I.ii
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• Nobody writes poetry about microbiology
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Game Jams but about words (e2poll)
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• A dream about a falling angel
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Proximity Martini
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• This has not been an easy year.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Has Been
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• a little bit about sam
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• I'll give you something to cry about
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• I dreamed about you for 29 years before I met you
• This is just about everywhere. This goes deeper.
• a mad little song about madness
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• i dream about the ones who are gone
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• nobody writes poetry about nobody writing poetry
• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• My dog has been stolen
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• Your computer has been cracked
• How to find something which has been lost
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• the game is not about what you prepare. it's about what happens.
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Attention has been paid
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• Oceania has never been at war
• I have just been shot
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• dreams, and a conversation about whales
• This lasted for about two days
• So why talk about politics now
• Nobody writes poetry about financial security
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• Something glorious is about to happen. A reckoning.
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• Something was about to happen.
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• if dreams are like movies then memories are films about ghosts
• i had a dream about the future
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• But What About the Property Damage?
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• i dream about you every night
• Fifteen words about butt kicking
• Hey, stranger. I worry about you.
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• A little parable about lurkers

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