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• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• Microsoft hardware isn't so bad
• Rejection isn't so bad
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• You know, life isn't so bad
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• I want to give all our smiling-bedroom-eye photographs away to strangers
• Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• there isn't another side. it's all right here.
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• All Killer No Filler
• All Our Wrong Todays
• No such thing as a bad day
• This all started with our hands underneath the table
• Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• to say 'yes' to one moment is to say 'yes' to all of eternity
• one is all ; all is one
• two daylogs for the price of one, and all of it is true
• All of our lives are spent buying memories
• Words are the mirrors of our discontents merely; they contain all the huge unhatched eggs of the world's sorrows.
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• no words about nothing at all
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• Two Bad Ones
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• oh no (says the pot, in the direction of the kettle) bad news
• On Being the one who goes away
• Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Dreams of Being Eaten Alive
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• the dream itself isn't so terrifying
• One letter can make all the difference
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• Isn't it pretty to think so.
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• To the beat of the end of all things, part one.
• No Fun At All
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• I tell no lies, it's all true, and more besides
• Now Thank We All Our God
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• All it takes is a bad poem
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• All Our Songs Sound The Same
• we've come so far and yet not at all
• all our instruments are working
• All policing is bad. Even queer policing.
• all of our suffering is nothing more than resistance to this very moment
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• my heart hurts so bad
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• Happy Thanksgiving To all and for one!
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• there are no good or bad people
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The Wild Colonials
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• stop being so English
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• don't spend it all in one place
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• As bad cop stories go, this one is pretty weaksauce
• The ceiling seems like it's tired of being our tripmeter.
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• This isn't about YOU, dammit! No, wait, it IS about you (kinda).
• And so we beat on, spaceships against the current
• the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
• Maybe you remember being this young and being invincible
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• isn't there more than one book
• my p166 isn't so cool anymore
• Pointless Reflections on Being a Terrible Person for No Reason
• Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
• We should all know what it is to hold death in our hands.
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• I'd trade all of my tomorrows for one single yesterday
• So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• All for one and one for all
• Sex and Fear and Power, all packed into one holster
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• We are all linked in our loneliness
• All Powers from One Division
• This isn't funny at all
• Girl All The Bad Guys Want
• no soul at all (user)
• Poison and murder and all bad things
• Twelve years dungeon. All of you. Dungeon. Seven years. No trials.
• Hoosier Daddy? 2: So long, and thanks for all the turkey
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• All Creatures of Our God and King
• Silence envies all our words
• maybe everything will work out after all
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• all our tasks are finite
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• All things being equal
• We are all so small, curled in a drop of morning
• so, it wasn't all for nothing
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• we all spend ten years trying to find our voice
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• All Hands on the Bad One
• Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• so bad it's good
• no longer do I feel bad while singing along to Coldplay
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• The one thing Superman was bad at
• causing another person bad feelings and seeing the result isn't fun
• Yer So Bad
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Consolation Prize: In the aftermath of the Seattle Debauch, we all must do our part
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• All the burdens so brown and heavy
• Bad Credit No Credit
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Oh it's all so soft and lovely with you

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