"Hey, are you single?"
"WE ARE LEGION."
"Oh, so I guess that's a no then."
"IT IS ALSO NOT A NO."
"Ooh, okay. So when are you free?"
"FREEDOM IS FOR LESSER BEINGS. WE SERVE CHAOS."
"Damn, I have GOT to get you in my bed."
"YOUR BED SHALL BE THE GRAVE, MORTAL."
"Ooh, losing my virginity in an open grave. That would be SO Goth. So what do you say? Are you up for going down?"
"THE BLOOD OF THE VIRGIN SHALL NOURISH OUR POWER."
"Wow, now we're getting really kinky. I don't mind being a sub, if that's what you're into."
"YOU SHALL SUBMIT TO OUR MIGHT."
"Now that's what I'm talking about! So what do you like to use? Whip? Riding crop? Ball gags?"
"OUR WHIPS SHALL SCOURGE THE INNOCENT."
"I am loving where this is going. So when can we get this party started?"
"WHEN THE IRON BELLS STRIKE TWELVE, YOU WILL ALL TREMBLE IN FEAR."
"You want me to make this a group thing?"
"IT IS ALREADY A GROUP THING. GRAVEYARD AT MIDNIGHT. BE THERE."
"Hell fucking yes."