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• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• When I was young Time had no wings
• I had a really good time tonight
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• We had no bait but our tongues
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I was once young and had a home
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I had cool friends in high school
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• You've never had it so good
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• I had pleasant times as well
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• Presidents of the United States who had not previously held elected office
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Never Had It So Good
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• The death of a man I had never known
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• We had silent conversations
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• a leg had bared itself
• I once had a cavity
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• boss i wish you had told me
• I have had enough of Survivor
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• The nuns had it coming
• I had my balls shaved
• if I had my druthers
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• The seizure I had last night
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• What the Wizard had to say.
• You had better...!!!
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• Houston, we've had a problem
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• had a few
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• They had been expecting me
• I Had Always Known
• When you had left our pirate fold
• I Had No Right
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• I just had this thought of summer past
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• Belshazzar Had a Letter
• These are the memories I never had
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• If I Had the World to Give
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• They Had No Poet
• Miss Polly had a dolly
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• If I Had $1000000
• you had to be there
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• Neatest trip I've had
• If I only had a brain
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Jobs I've Had
• Had Gadya
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Questions I have had today
• A conversation I had with myself once
• i had a dream about the future
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• If I Had Known
• We have had enough of your beige
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet

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