Findings:
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- How to read poetry out loud
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- burn out
- How Eulenspiegel found work as a cook and hearth tender
- So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- So how did you two meet?
- He speaks so well!
- My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
- Why do we treat them so well?
- What we found hiding there, furious and so alone
- How to get more out of Psi
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- How to have an out of body experience
- Out of practice but my heart hurts so
- Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
- I was doing so well.
- Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
- What We Found in the Sofa and How it Saved the World
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- UKQCD Burn out Prevention Guide
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- How to burn rubber
- How to find out your own IP address
- Words are how we see you. Use them well.
- how to fall out of a marriage
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- How the Wizard Found Dorothy
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- computer repair burn out
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- how Wiener found his way home
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- So sick my follicles are crying out in pain
- my novembers are so well documented
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- Even things as amazing as stars burn out
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- Now hollow fires burn out to black
- How to burn an American flag
- I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
- It is difficult to enjoy well so much several languages
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- It's better to burn out than to fade away
- I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
- I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- The day I found out I was a guy
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to Fall Out of Love
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- how to short out a phone line
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- Finding out where a net user lives
- Oh, so that's how it is
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- Bones do not burn well
- Getting wax out of carpet
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How to pack someone out of your life
- How to Burn Away Half a Bottle of Whisky
- How to escape domestic violence
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Lost in Boston?
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- Getting water out of a cactus
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
- How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- So How Come
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- Robert Burns
- crash and burn
- raster burn
- Burns Night
- rug burn
- Mr. Burns
- George Burns
- Burns Sisters
- Annie Burns
- An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn
- Prescribed burn
- Ken Burns
- Burns Bog
- And burn, yet burning you will love the smart
- NEAR burn anomaly
- burn in the brain
- Getting Burned on a Reading Lamp
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- another camel burned
- mana burn
- If I could just watch myself burn
- Because it all burns up
- aCiD BuRn (user)
- The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
- Powder burns
- Burn to Shine
- Trenches/Burn Deck
- Why things burn
- Steve Burns
- Wither Blister Burn + Peel
- fourth-degree burn
- Tommy Burns
- burn-- (user)
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