Findings:

• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• The Day the World was about to End
• Food was purer in the good old days
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• One hour there was sunlight
• The day I found out I was a guy
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• There was a cold day
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• The Day Earth Was Born
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• Music was better in the old days
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• I was Christian for a day
• I was a father for a few days
• Upon the hills where day was done
• It was a green field and a pleasant day
• The day I was showering with two black men
• And in those days was armageddon
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• This was their finest hour
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• yesterday i walked for two and a half hours and was baptized in the spirit
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• It was just a crush
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• The day I realized what being alive was
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• That's Just How He Was
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• There are not enough hours in the day
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• It was not a dream
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• I was into them after they were hip
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Just another day
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• When I was your age
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• This Is the Day... This Is the Hour... This Is This!
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Just For A Day
• Prayers of St John Chrysostom for each hour of the day and night
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• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• 'T was
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• There are not enough hours in our day
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• I was going to marry Marty
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• It was all God's fault
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• I was searching glass
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• There was a rose that faded young
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Just One Of Those Days
• 110 Kilometers Per Hour
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• just so much slavery (user)
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• The world was designed for giant squid
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• Cybersex before it was cool
• God was created in man's image
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I was looking for you
• There was a young lady of Riga
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Concrete, Washington
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Man was created in God's image
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• The Happiest Day, The Happiest Hour
• Just another day at the beach
• Rage, rage at the dying of just another day
• cut and paste are just keystrokes these days
• The Eight Hour Work Day
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Kilroy was here
• Descartes was wrong
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• The Walrus was Paul
• Was (Not Was)
• Vancouver, Washington
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• No shit, there I was
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• Trompe
• the seven hills of Rome
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• There was once a Man
• It was you, Atthis
• That was a joke, son.
• It was a dark and stormy night

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