Findings:
- Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- I know, let's give shit away
- I think it's time to find a way outside
- ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
- Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
- Knowing doesn't mean so much
- Intelligent design doesn't mean perfect design
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- The way you look at me gives me butterflies
- The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
- What "I love you" doesn't mean
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- The Ecstasy of Sister Margaret
- Wedding invitation
- She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
- Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- Ways that I like to think of Jesus
- Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
- Close doesn't mean minimize
- the way we think
- When life gives you shit
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- The best way to cure a broken heart is to give the pieces away
- Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
- No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
- Give Way
- equality doesn't mean we're all the same
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
- Ways and Means
- Did you think I would give up that easily?
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
- Do not think that way, Subhuti.
- International doesn't mean foreign
- Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- Best way to sort in Java
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- Chronologically, forward doesn't always mean progress: a reminder of the obvious
- Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
- I always assume innocence
- The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- assume the position
- assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
- Things you can assume
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- Bold of you to assume I have friends
- doesn't
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- Why C++ doesn't suck
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Technology Doesn't Stop the Imp Next Door
- Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
- It doesn't get any better than this
- God probably doesn't exist
- My aunt doesn't like them
- why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- My Heart Doesn't Follow My Heart
- Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
- Your Happiness Doesn't Matter
- Homosexuality doesn't equate with sterility
- Does toilet paper go bad?
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- This doesn't change anything, right?
- Information doesn't want to be anything
- Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
- The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
- Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
- Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
- Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- Spring doesn't care about you at all
- Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- SOY doesn't make you strong?
- A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- My vote doesn't make a difference
- The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
- He doesn't bite
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- She doesn't look like Mother anymore
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Old Testament law doesn't apply to Christians
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- He doesn't know what he's missing
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- The turkey doesn't have a head!
- Why Nihilism doesn't work
- I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
- Why God doesn't ride photons
- You're the only one who doesn't know
- It Doesn't Matter Any More
- What the IRS doesn't need to know
- Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- The place where the sun doesn't shine
- Technically it doesn't count
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
- Six Ways to Sunday
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- Illness limits but doesn't define
- It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
- it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- Truth doesn't need to shout
- I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
- If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
- the keyboard doesn't judge me
- If it moves throw a snowball at it, if it doesn't move throw a snowball at it anyway
- Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
- this doesn't work
- It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
- She doesn't need you, she wants you.
- But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
- it doesn't make sense in the future
- And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- the river doesn't need a name to drown you
- Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
- She doesn't really want a nice guy
- Doesn't Remind Me
- Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
- change doesn't happen
- stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
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