Findings:
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
- Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
- Sir, you are drunk!
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- Drunk Lady meets Smarmy Guy
- wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
- Helping people cheat
- Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
- The Drunk Guy on a Cliff Puzzle
- Solution to the Drunk Guy on a Cliff Puzzle
- Guys who play guitar to get girls
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- The guy at the end of Half-Life
- Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- Holy Trousers
- The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- God's Holy Trousers!
- Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
- Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Guys who wear skirts
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- funny fat guy who dies
- legally drunk
- drunk driving
- get drunk
- Get drunk on History
- Getting drunk with editor powers
- Girl drink drunk
- dry drunk
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I Saw Goodness Getting Drunk
- Things men want when they're drunk
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Drunk and refusing to stagger
- Who made Hell?
- coding drunk
- A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
- Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk
- Drunk and Wondering
- I was very, very drunk
- Crashing asleep dizzy drunk
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Drunk Logic
- wake up, drunk sleep silence
- Drunk in Manhattan
- drunk tank
- I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
- Punch a Drunk Driver (Or, DUI = DUH)
- Keep guns away from drunks
- Friends don't let friends node drunk
- I'm never getting drunk again
- Drunk and in charge of a bicycle
- And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
- punch drunk
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
- drunken wasps
- Drunk as a skunk
- Music to get drunk to
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- The Drunk Joke
- Drunk, fix later
- The Drunk (user)
- Punch-Drunk Love
- drunk barbie (user)
- Driving while drunk vs. driving while tired
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- The Drunk Monks Steak
- A Good Reason To Get Drunk
- please i drunk (user)
- modern drunk (user)
- Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
- My first drunk
- love the drinker hate the drunk
- Could man be drunk for ever
- drunk and disorderly
- drunk mistakes
- Everything I learned in life, I learned from Buddhist drunks
- drunk dialing
- Drunk Ass Bukowski
- why drunk trampolining is so fun
- being drunk
- Getting drunk with 16 year olds
- Mothers Against Drunk Driving
- Mothers Against Drunk Driving (node_forward)
- No flash photography on the drunks, please
- Dealing With Drunks at Bus Stops
- Drunk Whale
- Blood drunk
- drunk on the tiniest pivot
- i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
- Drunk History
- Guy Smiley (user)
- Some guy named Chris (user)
- That guy
- guy
- Guy Gavriel Kay
- The Tall Guy
- nice guy
- Comic Book Guy
- dream guy
- Guy Kawasaki
- Bill Nye the Science Guy
- Guy de Maupassant
- bad guy
- The Humble Guys
- Family Guy
- The perfect guy
- The 'Time to make the donuts' guy
- Nik and the Nice Guys
- right guy
- tough guy
- The Cable Guy
- Exquisite Dead Guy
- Arcata Guy (user)
- Guy Dynamic
- You just cut that guy off
- Fall guy
- just a guy (user)
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- guy bob receptacles (user)
- sane guy (user)
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
- Two Guys from Andromeda
- guys in Speedos
- Prison tough guy
- Guys with shaved legs
- Nice Guy Eddie
- One of the guys
- Guys and Dolls
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- token black guy
- Things guys think girls should know
- all the cute guys will be there
- This guy I once knew, Jason
- guy hug
- Shy Guy
- Guy Noir
- nice guy complex
- Heavy Weapons Guy
- College Guy Casserole
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- Two Guys and a Girl
- Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place
- The Guy Nod
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Menards guy
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- when fake deaf guys attack
- Small-framed Guy
- Inflatable Big Black Guy
- Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- Wild and Crazy Guy
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