One of the Knights of the Round Table in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The smart one. Perhaps best known for proving that one can identify a witch by showing they weight as much as a duck.

The proof goes a little something like this:

Therefore, witches are made of wood.
  • Wood floats.
  • Ducks float (also very small rocks).
So if someone weights as much as a duck, they must be a witch. QED.

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