Findings:
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How to behave at a Japanese sword show
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
- How Prom nearly killed me
- man when you are telling me how it was
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
- Show Me God
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- So you wanna build a showcar?
- How to live with Thoracic Outlet Syndrome: Monkeylover's Story
- My life, Jim, and how I've lived it
- How to Live with a Neurotic Dog
- How the Cuttenclips Lived
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
- How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- Show your dog some much deserved respect
- Life and How to Live It
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- A private mirror to show you how beautiful you are
- How television car chases influenced me
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
- How I learned to live with my noisy computer
- How Gods Live On
- Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- Finding out where a net user lives
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- For me, to live is Christ and to die is gain
- show me (user)
- Show Me Love
- you show me yours
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- Show Me your Crits
- I'll show you yours if you show me mine
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- show me a garden that's bursting into life
- how my computer nearly killed me
- Churches that tell you how to live
- how to live cheap
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- My first comet
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How to cook and clean a live crab
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How Do I Live
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- David "Honeyboy" Edwards
- How to show a sheep
- How Do You Want Me?
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- He taught me how to smoke
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- How Daniel explained it to me
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- My trip to a Live Sex Show
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- When you want me and how you want me
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- give me one night to show the savage
- You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
- leave it to me to live out a lie
- show me the code
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- Can you show me?
- let me show you it
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- How to live forever (2 step plan)
- How to live forever (step 1)
- How to live forever (step 2)
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- show me the banana
- can you show me where this came from?
- show me what the world is all about
- Let me show you my black pecker with white stuff at its tip
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- The Stinky & Dirty Show
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
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