Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Shorts and T-shirts do fine for me... erm, when I'm not in freezy weather"

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• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
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• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
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• Dai-Un made me do it!
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• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• What Do I Do With Me
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• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
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• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
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• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
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• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
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• What do you see when you look up?
• The Internet made me do it
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• What to do when your car breaks down
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
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• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
• When you cut yourself shaving

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