Findings:

• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• (she's a monster) she ate my heart
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
• I have a bad feeling about this
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• Questions I have had today
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• No vocabulary for the dread she feels
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• She's found the hole in reality. She knows its depth.
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• I must have called a thousand times
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Men have feelings too
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• She had the most wonderful grin in the world
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• She's Gotta Have It
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• you would have been
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• She Will Have Her Way
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• Bernie would have won
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• she lit a fire and now she's in my every thought
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• She shed
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• A chorus of phones each time she calls
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• We have had enough of your beige
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• She Called in Her Soul to Come and See
• I have had enough of Survivor
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• she had already found her party
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• if you have had your midnights
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• she had mood ring eyes
• She had a 10 million candlepower smile
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• She Had to Be Sure
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• You stole what they would have given you
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I would like to have emotions
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• What pornos would have us believe
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• he would have laughed
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• he would have cried
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• A Tribe Called Quest
• Call by reference
• I'll call you
• Asheron's Call
• method call
• call stack
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• The Call of Ktulu
• call option
• Now That's What I Call Quite Good
• What do I call her?
• Don't call me Asian
• Genetically Modified Phone Call
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Call Me Persephone
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• The Call of the Wild
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• Call me Fish Meal
• Prilosec
• Game Called on Account of Naked Chick
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• The Call of the Wild - chapter 1
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 2
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 3

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