Findings:
- She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- She Was 18, It Was Summer
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
- piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
- She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- The House on the Island Where She Was Born
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- She was so quiet that nobody heard her
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- Because, perhaps she was cold
- when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- Besides the part where she was the only one
- She knew what she was doing
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- When she was bad
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- She always was devious in her beauty
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
- She is and was
- she was just the dry smell of gasoline
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
- She was so tall, and I was so in love
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
- She was free
- She was too beautiful to be human
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
- What the hell was she thinking?
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- She was cilantro, jalepeno, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- She was locked in time
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- She was very beautiful. Y'know?
- She was steady
- For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- Funny paper
- funny money
- Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
- Funny bumper stickers
- Chicken Cannon
- funny farm
- Funny Feet
- as funny as hell
- Trying to use tab completion in funny places
- A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
- Naming your computer
- small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
- Card carrying, glow-stick waving, use too much gel, funny pant wearing, weirdo
- funny fat guy who dies
- Funny Black Man
- That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
- pants are funny
- That funny nerve feeling in my foot
- Betty MacDonald
- My Funny Valentine
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- A Smile is a Funny Thing
- Games Workshop's Funny Dice
- A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
- Your Sucking Funny Day
- Funny Times
- Funny Face
- Hobart's Funnies
- Funny car
- funny (user)
- A funny thing happened on my way to the courthouse
- A funny thing happened on the way to Ebay
- Funny Games
- funny one (user)
- A story which is neither cute nor funny, at all
- Funny van Dannen
- Funny (category)
- funny oh God
- My Funny Grandmother
- It's funny because it's you
- Funny Girl
- Rule of Funny
- (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace Love And Understanding
- Funny like that
- funny how cliches stay true
- I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
- very funny money handler
- she
- The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
- Still she cried, and still the world pursues
- She said
- he/she
- She Walks in Beauty
- She stopped and took a second look
- She pulled the "I love you" on me
- That's all she wrote
- What She Said
- She sells sea shells
- She approached me with some vague line
- She Who Is
- she left a little Java-shaped hole in my heart
- Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
- Surah 58 She that Disputeth
- Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
- She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
- She Is Suffering
- she being Brand
- The picture she drew in my notebook
- A chorus of phones each time she calls
- And then, she expressed frustration with life in general
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- middle of summer how crazy it was
- She has trouble acting normal
- She said she loved me
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- She just sat there
- Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
- If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- Jennifer, is she your friend?
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- She found her bliss between the headphones, and pursed her lips.
- The vacuum she left
- She Loves You
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- She Loves Me
- She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
- She wears her failed relationships like a shield
- How she saw the moon
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- She Smells of Lilacs
- All That She Wants
- She just looks at me
- He says she says
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