Findings:
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- A Room That Said I’m Sorry
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- I'm sorry you see things that way
- I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- I'm not in love, set me free
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- I'm sorry
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
- I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- Tell the Center I'm Sorry
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- I'm not homophobic but...
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I'm so sorry
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Friday, I'm in love
- I'm not like you. I'm loved.
- She said she loved me
- I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- She said she loved me. The knife came down.
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- So. Central Rain
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
- Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
- I'm not racist but...
- I'm falling in love with you
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I'm in love: A reflection on life
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm sorry for your loss
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Remember I'm awful, in love with you
- Teen Bride Im Sorry
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- I'm not old enough to love you
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- i'm in love with my own sins
- i'm sorry your toys hurt people
- I'm Not Sorry
- I'm Not In Love
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Being a dickhead
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- IM
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- imm
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm with the band
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
- Hands off, I'm special
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- But can a robot love.
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- I'm Losing You
- I walk around when I'm high
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I'm pinching your face!
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm not sure
- Im-
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm tired
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- I love you, but I dare not tell you.
- Im Elvis (user)
- My Mother and I Love Your Butt
- as she suddenly realizes that the Heart that she has been praying to did not send somebody... but is, instead, here.
- The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I'm
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
- But she heard it
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