Bizarre Public Information Films that explain The Birds and the Bees by totally avoiding the subject. They are edited in such a way that sex seems as interesting and diverse as a game of bridge. I do feel sorry for the producers who have to put together something that offends no-one whilst trying to cover such a personal and contentious topic. See Sex Education.

Actual quote from a sex education film that I was shown in the 8th grade:

Little Boy approaches the Zookeeper. Little Boy is quite concerned because there is hair growing where it never grew before. Also, Little Boy's John Thomas is causing him a great deal of trouble in the middle of the night. He fears it might be broken.

Little Boy: My penis is doing some funny things. Am I normal?

Zookeeper: Well son, I've seen a lot of penises in my day. Animal penises, that is!

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