Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Seriously. The only reason the first spurt of blood got a jolt out of me was because I hadn't been sure up to that point if there was actually going to BE any blood because the movie had been so gorily-lacking until then."

• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• because I have given up any care
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Back when our blood was still warm
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Before you, there was me
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
• then only the soil harbors angry blood
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• The Blood Was Everywhere
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Where's the kaboom?
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• I married him because he was not mean
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• a wound is at first nothing, and then pain, and then blood
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• There Will Be Blood
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Hot pursuit
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• I washed dishes with the Chinese FBI then was an extra in a cursed movie
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• They had been expecting me
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Because I Got High
• I grew up in a non-racist environment because of the efforts of racists.
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Pity me not because the light of day
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• There can be only one
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• She Had to Be Sure
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I was never any good at maths at school
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
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• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Because it all burns up
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Because Up Yours, Deer Man!
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• because I am only half of what you need
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• only then will we be safe from each other
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Because I say so
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Did you touch any of his blood?

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