Findings:

• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Half-sour pickle
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
• The dog who would not back off
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? Bloody Hell, It's an Irishman!
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Music need not be popular to be good
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
• The Man Who Would Be King
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Who made Hell?
• What the Hell Did I Just Read
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• who do you think you are?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Who Would Jesus Bomb?
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• Nobody cares who would win a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
• The dog who would not come in
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• I did not say it would make sense
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• i took anything too seriously; i regret that i did not
• What the hell did Kennedy say about Jefferson?
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• The man who went to Heaven and to Hell
• who did this to me?
• Slaveowner or Slave liberator -- who burns in Hell?
• cat haters
• WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• What would Ben Franklin think of this?
• How I did not become a super-hero
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• Who Would True Valour See
• i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
• Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
• Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
• The dog who would not move
• How to become a person who eats vegetables
• A Man Who Sometimes Becomes Smaller
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The dog who would not beg
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• Who would win in a fight between Chewbacca & Bigfoot?
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Where the hell did that font come from?
• Paper that becomes aware
• Time Becomes Meaningless In The Face Of Creativity
• Become
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• when people become strangers
• Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
• why global warming causes weather to become more extreme
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• I have to fight the urge to become a superhero
• How to become a minister for free
• Young liberals become old conservatives
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• You can become immune to scorpion venom
• When averted glances become the same as a stare
• The point at which music becomes unrecognizable
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• How to become a better anorexic
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• My kitchen window has become an instrument of death
• The farmer becomes the knight again
• How to Become a Fruitarian
• How to Become a Fruitarian 2
• How to Become a Fruitarian 3
• What's Become of the Baby
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• E2 has become my Internet
• Mourning Becomes Electra
• Morning Becomes Eclectic
• in order to tame lions, one must become a lion
• If you play a note high enough, it becomes a beam of light
• How a Pope is chosen
• Now I am become grey, the creator of worlds
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• I have become furniture in your life
• How to Become a Hacker
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• When Society Becomes an Addict
• Mihai Becomes an Informer
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• How To Become a Mighty Pirate
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• How a bill becomes a law in the Westminster System
• Ice fishing becomes madly popular in the American midwest, despite the unseasonable late November thaw
• Donny Becomes a Man
• Not every boy thrown to the wolves becomes a hero.
• What becomes of the little boys?
• Dreams become stronger when desire sits at the edge of your bed
• sometimes noise becomes music
• Any house can become a prison
• retroactive tears for the man I thought you wouldn't become
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• When Walls Become Tables
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• With every broken heart, we should become more adventurous.
• We Will Become Silhouettes
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• The me I hope to become
• How To Become A Virgin
• our website could be your life
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• The Life to Which We've Become Accustomed
• How to become a competitive gamer
• PETA becomes you, a proposed future
• Yeah, you've become, beautiful
• how to become a better
• How to become a bitter anorexic
• thought has become irritatingly symphonic
• When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
• we will become a happy ending
• I long to slash and slay the enemy and become a hero
• if i could become a lime
• would you like some salt?
• We have become superfluous
• how does quiet become a mirror?


• When Breath Becomes Air
• how you spend your time is what you become
• what we practice, we become
• The more i dream, the more whole the picture becomes.
• The prequel and background info to the dream state that my life has become since I absconded
• How do I become a Mason?
• Keep the mutation small, and give it a chance to become effectively contagious.
• sometimes we become our pain
• I know what you did last summer
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I still know what you did last summer
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• did

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