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• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Loneliness is but a myth dispelled by you
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• armed with nothing but their own vision
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Superman & Batman Generations; An Imaginary Tale Timeline Guide
• Too many songs about Superman. Not enough songs about Batman.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• By their fruits you shall know them
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• Timeline of the Proxima Shared Universe
• continuous functions are determined by their values on a dense subset
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• Judging women by their books
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks
• Proof by contradiction
• A few, but enough.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
• we should listen to the birds. they've been here far longer than we
• a radical thing called "talking to women and taking their answers seriously"
• Know the mute by finding their storyteller
• The inviolable censor created by the gaze of offline acquaintances
• Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• But Seriously Folks (user)
• Things people put up their butts
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Butt's Twelve by Pies
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
• Addressing others by their user names
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Pain is not negated by the presence of a greater pain somewhere else in the universe
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• the multiplicity of detail in time and space is a conspiracy by big universe to make it impossible for us to understand everything
• cards written by those paid to condense their thoughts and emotions
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• on being subject(ed) to a created, beautiful universe. in brief.
• their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Vaccines created by transplanting genes
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• Batman
• Batman and Robin
• Batman Beyond
• Jingle Bells, Batman smells
• Batman: The Animated Series
• I am not Batman
• Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
• Batman: Year One
• The Adventures of Batman & Robin
• Batman: The Dark Knight Strikes Again
• John Batman
• Batman Knight Flight
• Superman & Batman Generations: An Imaginary Tale - 1939; The Vigilantes
• Superman & Batman Generations: An Imaginary Tale - 1949; Family Matters
• Batman Air Base
• Superman & Batman Generations: An Imaginary Tale - 1959; Strange Days
• Batman, Turkey
• Batman and Robin and The Phantom of the Opera: a comparative study
• Riddle Me This, Batman
• holy hell batman (user)
• The Batman Handbook
• Planetary/Batman: Night on Earth
• Batman / The Spirit: Crime Convention
• Batman and the Mad Monk
• Batman: The Long Halloween
• Ninja Batman and the Black and White City
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• Superman is really Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne is really Batman
• Nature vs. Batman
• Batman: Arkham Asylum
• Superman/Batman: Public Enemies
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• Batman as a Republican idol
• Batman: Arkham City
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Good from far, but far from good
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• separate but equal
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• Butt shaft
• Butt weld
• Water butt
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• butt log
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• do you believe in the universe?
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!

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