Last night, I arrived early for the big Nodermeet, Cha-Ching and La Ling: A Monster Nodermeet in Las Vegas. I have to admit, I am starting to like certain aspects of being a noder. At the airport I was greeted by no less than three noder fangirls who wanted to take me to their hotel for a snog. This was all well and good, but I had to make sure to check in. With over two thousand noders expected to show up for this Nodermeet, hotel rooms are going fast and furious in this town.
Hi, I'm Dr. Peter Swilling, possessed and discredited psychiatrist. Behr's dark spirit is becoming more powerful. I am beginning to mail merge with him. Hot. Sexy. Tasty.
All night I rolled around with these fantgirls on a heart-shaped bed. They were so thrilled to be doing the sex with one of Everything's Best Noders. They were so hot for me and my sixty year old psychiatrist body. Hot.
Hope to see many of you here this weekend in Las Vegas.
Medically yours,
Dr. Peter Swilling