"Who are us?"
Semi Automatic Turban is a fictional band of the World Fusion genre, and is
in reality just another of the aliases of internet comedy god Richard "Lowtax"
"In our home nation we had a many successes but now the aquatic divide
has been crossed and our North American fortunes will soon be in the money bin.
Semi Automatic Turban was founded in the AMERICAN year of 1989 and our first
homemade compacts D's manufactured from the knee-twisted labor of our
Grandparents own hands and homemade material sold quite well to local chums as
well as the new of the lovers."
They have a few tracks out, and have a site on mp3.com. Their main
page, however, is on SomethingAwful (www.somethingawful.com). There's
something there about "Dreams of Children" of which I can't really
make out to one thing or another, and if the page won't confuse you, the music
surely will. One cannot really distinguish exactly where their so-called
"homeland" is, but I'm guessing it is somewhere in the middle east,
hence the name Semi Automatic Turban, and their apparent anger over the Sept
"17 February 01 - Take up an arm or many because the AMERICA is
attacking Iraq. We are not from Iraq because they are dirty and men are bedded
together in a common household but any a children is involved our music will not
be the better. So FAN FUN SECTION contains a terse word for you new president
and we expect rest!"
Their songs include such hits as:
- Dunes of Hazarred
- Barn Rasin Un-Mercy
- Mirth Day of Birth
- and, Back from the Deadly
Their newest album, "FAR EAST INFECTION", is another thing that I
can't really make front or back of.
"Welcome to our Internet home worry traveler! Please do enjoy the music
we have maked. As you can see our first I-Net Album is here! This is starting of