In the future, the saucy puppet show will be--dare I say--obscenely popular. Frequented by men (and women--oo la la!) of loose morals and no visible means of support, the shows will be not merely "saucy", but "SSSauce-ay!" A common phrase heard outside trendy nightclubs will be, "I need the apartment tonight. Why don't you go watch a saucy puppet show?" Oooh, will the future never arrive?