Findings:

• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Johnny Nolan has a patch on his ass
• drop a piano on his head
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• He flops over and bonks his head
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Santa Has Snow Blindness
• Singing Santas and talking fish heads
• The night I saw a man get his head blown off
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• Off with his head!
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• My new partner has his first tantrum
• How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
• I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Ha
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Hoo-ha
• Genius has its own etiquette
• the time has come
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• Morning Has Broken
• Time Has Come Today
• MY life has no carrot
• has the X nature
• Something inside has died
• Andre the Giant Has a Posse
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
• Satan has your nose
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• German grammar
• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• Golf? Serene? HA!
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• great things he has taught us
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The Soul has Bandaged moments-
• Naming Windows computers
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• Yom Hashoah
• Music Has the Right to Children
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution has never been observed
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Life has its course
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• The Eagle Has Landed
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Water has negative calories
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• The Path Has Vanished
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• The Rabbi has spoken!
• Canada has low self-esteem
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• My warranty has run out
• Music need not be popular to be good
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• an nyong ha se yo
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• the hottest it has ever been
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Elvis has left the building
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Mr. T has fallen on hard times
• Has Your Soul Sipped?
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• Everyone has an accent
• Your hair has turned white
• Autumn has come invisibly
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• 911 has an automated response
• September has such a feeling
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• the tumor
• She has trouble acting normal
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• Education has failed
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• Let Everything That Has Breath
• Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
• H.A. Rey
• The Eagle Has Fallen
• Where has the smoke gone?
• Smoking has class
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• Each one has their own story
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• This year has flown
• Why it has become easier to program a virus
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• coolio go home ha ha (user)
• Los Angeles has crappy landmarks
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• Chinese has three words for "river"
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
• She still has my Borges book
• Death has entered my life once more
• gomame no ha gishiri
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• A serious error has occurred
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• ha oto shelanu
• Plastic Has Memory
• Love has everything to do with friendship
• feline allergies
• What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Every Dog Has Its Day
• ba shana ha ba'a
• jo ha kyu
• The Universe has spared us this moment
• Hunter of Fascists, ha ha ha!
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• E2 has gone CRAZY!
• Has EDB finally attained consciousness?
• The Dreadful Has Happened
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• The Giant Panda's Time has Come
• Pain has an Element of Blank
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.

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