Findings:
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- Where's the kaboom?
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- and that's how it's supposed to be
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
- Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
- RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- Some moments seem too perfect to be real
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- Hot pursuit
- She was too beautiful to be human
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- Running toward the edge
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
- Be different, just like everyone else
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
- Be a model or just look like one
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Just to see what it would be like
- It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
- I Just Want You To Be Happy
- There are times when they seem to be right
- Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
- how to be a friend
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- Programs that require Internet Explorer to be installed
- Work hard and be nice
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- 640K ought to be enough for anybody
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
- I never thought it would be like this
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How the Sun Came to Be
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- Too good to be true
- If God was willing to let it be
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- I seem to be a verb
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- That's what I want to be too, frankly
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- What it's like to be in love
- When you know things are just meant to be
- Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Look siad me Be like me
- Having the courage to be an absolute nobody
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
- I want it to be more like the things I write
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- How To Be Good
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- You're too young to be so old
- Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
- How to be invisible
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
- How to be an asshole
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
- Lessons to be learned from Napster
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Mind without body
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- It feels so fine to be a fish today
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- It's easy to be charming on the internet
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- Be cool in college
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- All we need is just to be
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- Goops and How to be Them
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
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