A certifiable idiot
of a character. Never quite figured out (no matter how many times it happened) that the Duke Boys
in the General Lee
would invariably make the jump across the creek, while he in his police car would simply end up all wet.
Seemed to often times talk as if there were a large object embedded up his, uh, er, cough, ahem... Whenever he mentioned his own name, or that of his dog Flash, it seemed as if some hidden, off camera person would choose that moment to twist and prod said object.