The following
recipie was
conceived,
tested, and more than
proved its mettle at
St. John's College /
asylum in
Santa Fe. For
experienced amphetamine-users ONLY.
INGREDIENTS:
1
thermal mug with a
top
2 tea bags --
Lipton's black tea or any kind of
Earl Grey
5-6 teaspoonfuls or 5-6 cubes of
sugar
1 1/2 cups of tea worth of
water (however much that is for
you) plus a
tiny bit
INSTRUTIONS:
1. Boil the water. Really
boil, like a good
rolling boil.
2.
Pour it in the thermal mug. Add tea and sugar; stir.
3. Put the top on the mug. Let it
steep for AT LEAST 15 minutes; make it 45 if you've got the
time and your
mug won't let it get
cold by then.
Have fun, and be
guaranteed you'll be
awake to
notice.