RoboCow is a new advance in bovine artificial stupidity
. he inhabits undernet
's #teenchat, where he spends his time recording language data from the teens
endlessly on and on about god-knows-what
. occasionally, his vodka
powered artificial stupidity system
(ASS) makes an attempt at speech
, which ranges from nonsensical to hilarious. examples:
<RoboCow> Im a vegitarian hamburger today so fart during sex.
<RoboCow> Oh I love yooou heh poop loves me.
<RoboCow> Dont listen to that ninja fag, hes all of N'SYNC nightly.
and so on. since his 'speech' is derived from the chatter in #teenchat, he sounds a lot like a bizzare parody of your average teenage chatroom denizen.
actually, he's just an eggdrop bot running a tcl script which uses a modified version of dadadodo by jwz. he's still entertaining though.
you can tinker with him at: http://cowofdoom.com/robocow.html