Findings:

• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Halfway buried, lend me a hand
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• It's Me or the Dog
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Rescue Me
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• give me the truth or nothing
• Drugs Or Me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• me or the gun
• Me! (user)
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• You like me, you really like me!
• Me Imperturbe
• Your secret's safe with me
• Feigning smiles for me
• Commercials depress me
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• stop picking on me
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Follow Me 'Ome
• She approached me with some vague line
• That's me inside your head
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• Stay here with me
• Fly Me to the Moon
• Windows ME
• Know me better, and love me better
• Nothing can stop me now
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
• What Me Worry (user)
• -Me- (user)
• me
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• So Sue Me
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• /me
• bite me
• Fuck me harder
• take me away
• love me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• It's not you, it's me
• Quincy, M.E.
• Why Not Me?
• Timor mortis conturbat me
• What an artist the world is losing in me!
• Drink Me
• Eat Me
• Please Please Me
• Come to Me
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• Don't stand so close to me
• You Really Got Me
• Me too
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Do you know me?
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• Me and a Gun
• Rape Me
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• That man bit me
• Excuse me
• Give me a break!
• What, me worry?
• England Made Me
• The shape of me and other stuff
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Big Me
• Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
• why me?
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• Taste me, taste me
• Roger and Me
• they're all the same except for me
• Are you hitting on me?
• Let Me Entertain You
• Peel me a grape
• Roll With Me, Henry
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Someone please kill me
• Pardon me
• Better him than me
• I vs. me
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• talk to me not the computer
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• away from me
• Farm auctions rip me in half
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Gag me with a spoon
• Tell me a story about elephants
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• Society made me what I am
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Please help me!

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