Red Lobster – enemy of the sea
s in Red Lobster’s bucket of media chum
are quite disturbing and portray this seafood restaurant
as a land monster that gleefully attacks marine life in order to vanquish consumer craving.
These two commercials are almost so over the top
that one expects the Energizer bunny
to come to the rescue, but the restaurant is real, the message is clear, and the rabbit is absent.
Make no mistake, if you are an ocean dweller, the blood Red Lobster
’s agents will not rest until your remains are being shredded to bits by omnivorous