And one more thing... imagine you are a guy working at a
high stress job where you put in
long hours. Imagine your
blood is full of
caffeine, it's 2 AM, and you've just actually gotten something to work that you were convinced all along would never in a
million years work. You want to
celebrate. You want to at least unwind so you can get some sleep because you're too
hyper to sleep at the moment. What do you do? Call up your
girlfriend? Puh-lease! If you're lucky enough to actually be involved with a woman who can handle you always having your head buried in
technical problems and more or less living at your job, that still doesn't mean she'll be pleased to hear about your
obscure little
victory in the
wee hours of the night. Luckily you have this little release switch in your
brain that you can activate by looking at some nice, warm
T&A. And there are people who don't want you to be doing this because
they have a theory about how
your mind works and they feel it will cause
you to have a disrespectful attitude toward women?!
Fuck these prudes. They can just go ahead and keep their theories off my mind and off my computer screen.
You know what influences my attitude toward women?
This does. So does
this. And
this. Not to mention
this. It just might be that porn is the reason I'm not
pissed off and
irrational most of the time the way I am as I sit here and
node this. Be grateful to porn.
Ooh, my first cool of death. Bring it on, I'm flattered.