Findings:
- Please do not read this
- Hurry up please it's time
- Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
- Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Can you clean up you're grammar please?
- Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
- Y Kant Tori Read
- How to read Tarot Cards
- BBC Big Read Top 100
- Books Senso Has Read (category)
- I don't need to read, I'm a writer
- please explain
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Pleased to Meet You
- something please (user)
- Please Go
- The Right to Read
- Everything you just read is bullshit
- read 'em and weep
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- You really ought to read my writeup before you comment on it
- a dozen books I should have read you
- The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
- Time Travelers please help!
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- Please do not feed the Hamsters!
- if you still read my nodes, Mike, this one's for you
- Spy satellites can't read your license plate
- Books to read in the bath: Avoid waterdamage at all costs
- W H Smith Thumping Good Read Award
- Why can't you read in dreams?
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- You can't please all of the people all of the time
- let me speak please (user)
- Will somebody please think of the children?
- This Valentine's Day, please end my suffering
- How to read to a child
- read to me
- Read by the author
- Books kthejoker Read In 2008 (category)
- Books Glowing Fish Read in 2010 (category)
- Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- Please pardon our façade
- Eds, do NOT click on this, please. Testing hit counter.
- I'd rather read a book
- read (user)
- I sometimes read a voice
- Piers Paul Read
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- sleep paralysis nightmare: bedroom intruder reads a newspaper?
- Please make your genitalia inspired abuse more interesting and constructive
- Nine Inch Will Please a Lady
- Please don't peel the sweet corn
- please keep your feelings inside the vehicle at all times
- Lord, Blow the Moon Out Please
- A Thousand Ways to Please a Husband
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- read/write lock
- "The books with the simpler titles are usually harder to read"
- Books GhettoAardvark Should Read (category)
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Please stop annoying me
- Here is my love. Please spend it wisely.
- Please please please let me get what I want
- this is a please this is a please
- please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
- freedom to read
- If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
- Eyeglass prescription
- read lastfm inbox (user)
- I read Playboy for the articles
- Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
- Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
- Please don't apologize for your identity
- Put the stickers on the shrink wrap, please
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- When I Read the Book
- Paul McCartney cannot read or write sheet music
- automaus reads its message inbox
- Read to Feed
- When I start to feel unfocused, I read TheDeadGuy
- Outside she reads, outside she is reading the evacuation procedure, out loud
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- Please recycle
- Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Please support your local mission. Here's why.
- So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
- Kafka's "The Judgment" as read by Deleuze and Guattari
- How to read the box score of a hockey game
- Too Long, Didn't Read
- I'll read this again in a year and cringe at my own stupidity
- She asked me to read her a poem
- Please Please Me
- listen()
- Please insert nicotine
- Will you please be quiet, please?
- Check please
- read
- When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
- ReadThis (nodelet)
- Can You Read My Mind
- God reads Ayn Rand
- What do we learn from Wordsworth's poetry? We learn not to read Wordsworth's poetry.
- everyone wants to read a happy ending
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.
- Please, Pleaseplease
- please let me in (user)
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- EDB reads his Message Inbox
- Read or Die
- read my hips
- I want someone to read between my lines
- Read things that piss other people off
- read my bare legs like a psalm
- Please Kill Me
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
- test post please ignore
- I like the way he reads poetry
- Read, Sweet, How Others Strove
- How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- The Rumi I never read
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
- Please Save My Earth
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- please i drunk (user)
- Please Excuse My Brevity and Selfishness
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- How to Read Donald Duck
- Leonard E. Read
- The Book I Haven't Read
- create, read, update, delete
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- anthony read (user)
- Please use plain text
- say please
- She sits where she pleases
- We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- Don't read song analyses
- Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
- read only
- There will be no more stories to read
- dictated but not read
- Why Johnny Can't Read
- Pleased to Meet Me
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- Die Please (user)
- Please, Call me Honky
- i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
- courtesy read
- Atheists should read The Bible
- How to read a federal civil rights complaint
- What she writes in my diary, I will read in twenty years
- Trying to read
- Mark Reads
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- If you are *not* ariels, please [click here].
- Please don't send your resume
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- A Mathematician Reads the Newspaper
- Don't encourage people to read
- And you read your Emily Dickinson and I my Robert Frost
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