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Nutrition Facts: Hunts Homestyle Tomato Sauce

		Amount Per Serving		% RDA
Calories			15		N/A
Total Fat			0g		0%
Sodium			380mg		16%
Total Carbohydrate		3g		1%
Dietary Fiber		<1g		3%
Sugars			2g		N/A

Serving Size: 1/4 cup (62 g)
Servings Per Container: about 3.5


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Having compiled all the ingredients necessary for a successful E2 meme, the Committee to Make "I don't care what you say; I'm not going down on the guy with AIDS" the Next Great E2 Meme wishes to conclude this message to you with a token offering—the actual, original content that was written to be placed in this node. Although the Committee realizes that content is fairly inconsequential in the development of a successful meme, the text is provided here for sake of completeness and to satisfy certain contractual obligations:
(with apologies to Dr. Seuss) 


I am Gam.
Gam I am.

Will you blow the man with AIDS?

I will not do it, Gam-I-am.
I will not go down on that man.

Would you blow him here or there?

I would not blow him here or there.
I would not blow him anywhere.
I will not go down on that man.
I will not do it, Gam-I-am.

What if he suffers from malase?
Would you fellate the man with AIDS?

I care not for this man's malase.
I will not blow the man with AIDS.
I would not blow him here or there.
I would not blow him anywhere.
I will not go down on that man.
I will not do it, Gam-I-am.

What if he only had HIV?
What if you blew him while he blew me?

Not even if it was just HIV.
Even if you got blown while I blew he.
I care not for this man's malase.
I will not blow the man with AIDS.
I would not blow him here or there.
I would not blow him anywhere.
I will not go down on that man.
I will not do it, Gam-I-am.

Would you, could you, if he wore a rubber?
Blow him, blow him, like no other!

I would not, could not, with a rubber.

You may like it. You will see.
I'll blow you if you'll blow he!

I would not, could not, if you blew me.
Not even with a rubber—you let me be!
Not even if it was just HIV.
Even if you got blown while I blew he.
I care not for this man's malase.
I will not blow the man with AIDS.
I would not blow him here or there.
I would not blow him anywhere.
I will not go down on that man.
I will not do it, Gam-I-am.

A train! A train
A train! A train!
Could you, would you on a train?

Not on a train!  Not with you blowing me!
Not with a rubber—please let me be!
Not even if it was just HIV.
Even if you got blown while I blew he.
I care not for this man's malase.
I will not blow the man with AIDS.
I would not blow him here or there.
I would not blow him anywhere.
I will not go down on that man.
I will not do it, Gam-I-am.

A plane! A plane!
A plane! A plane!
Could you, would you, in on a plane?

I would not, could not, on a plane.

Would you, could you, on a bus?

I would not, could not, on a bus.
Not on a train. Not in a plane.
Not even if it was just HIV.
Even if you got blown while I blew he.
I care not for this man's malase.
I will not blow the man with AIDS.
I will not blow him here or there.
I will not blow him anywhere!

You will not go down on the man?

I will not do it, Gam-I-am.

You will not blow him, so you say.
Try it! Try it! Anyway!
Blow this man while he blows me!
Blow this man—this time it's free!

Sweet creeping Jesus, the first time's free?
I will blow him. You will see.

Say, I will go down on this man!
I will!  I'll blow him, Gam-I-am!
And I would blow him on a bus.
I was so silly to whine and fuss!
And I would blow him on a train.
And I would blow him on a plane.
And I don't care if he has HIV, 
So long as you get blown while I blow he.
I am concerned for this man's malase.
I will fellate the man with AIDS!
And I will blow him here and there.
I will blow him anywhere!
I do so love to blow this man!
Thank you! Thank you! Gam I am!














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