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• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Can I have a light?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• So you want to be evil
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I have lost many things, so many
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• i have been burning for so long
• How can an atheist have morals?
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• Asking for a favor
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• if you're so evil eat this kitten
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• So you don't have to
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• No evil can happen
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• so the hum and silence can co-exist
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Evil is so civilized
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• I used to have so many dreams
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• evil, like darkness, is not so much an entity unto itself as an absence of its counterpart
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Commanding the mass murder of child prisoners of war is evil, no matter what
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• Something I Can Never Have
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Hey Paul, hey Paul, hey Paul, let's have a ball
• The next mass extinction may have already begun.
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• can of corn
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• murder can be fun

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