Read The F***ing Directions
Similar to the old hacker
/tech guru mantra
" but geared towards the rest of the world.
ance for times when one simply cannot be bothered with trivial
ities. For example...
Human 1: "How do I boil macaroni?"
Human 2: "You're kidding, right? The instructions are on the package. RTFD!"
Addition: Also becoming to mean
Read The F***ing Definition