Findings:

• A Woman Who Never Was
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• some say he was never here at all
• the little friendship that never was
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I was never any good at maths at school
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• I was never broken
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Never
• It is NEVER safe to turn off your computer
• Never Mind The Buzzcocks
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Never put your tongue on the flyback
• Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
• This will never happen
• I never thought it would be like this
• A little child could never kill this clean
• Tomorrow Never Dies
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• We were never really friends
• Answering a phone that never rings
• Never underestimate the power of soup
• I never get mail
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Never say die
• I think that I shall never see
• Never trust anyone over 30
• Things that we will never use
• Never be the first to let go
• Feminine hygiene products never cease to amaze
• What if Prince Charming never shows?
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• The one my father never met
• I never saw her again
• voice never dies
• What if it never happened?
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Never try to teach a pig to sing
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• He never returned
• Never look like you're staring
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• A broken heart never heals
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of quarter-inch tapes
• Something never perfect
• Never argue with a fool
• Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• I never did well with Sunday nights
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Born, never asked
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• How come we never dated?
• It's never him
• I taste a liquor never brewed
• Never Is a Promise
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• Never Say Never Again
• Evolution has never been observed
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• pub that never shuts
• I never
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Sore throat cure
• The Thread That Never Ends
• Men should never call themselves feminists
• Never use transparencies inside a laser printer
• Never Again
• The greatest massively Multiplayer Online Game never made
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• never use variable arguments in C++
• why i could never live in the city
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• Things NEVER to do with vaseline!
• two positives never make a negative
• Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
• Never underestimate the power of denial
• You can never get away from yourself
• Violence never solved anything
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• Bargaining? Never with that roof.
• Kirby G6
• I never faced existential quandaries as an addict
• The death of a man I had never known
• I have never
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
• Never Volunteer
• I hope you never run for public office
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• It never rains but it pours
• I'll never be the other woman
• Stuff you wish you never threw out
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• you never want to eat somewhere you work
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• Now or Never
• if i never saw you again
• Things Never to say to your kids
• Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
• (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
• Never underestimate Old Ladies
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• Never heard of Dr. Mennel
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• A watched pothead never tokes
• Hast Never Come to Thee an Hour
• I never really enjoyed destroying cities
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• You're never around when I need you
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• Something I Can Never Have
• Never Forget the Ghosts
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• We never danced
• Never quite at home in the world
• never show this dialog box again
• You can never go home again
• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Never chew on a soda can tab
• I never called her momma
• I have never felt more alive
• Imports are never the best
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• The only girlfriend I never slept with
• never store currency in a float
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• Why I never turn on my lightsaber
• never trust a minty brained man
• The train never did come that day
• Summer never answers when you call
• Accidents Never Happen
• executed but never exposed
• I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Never Stop Burning
• Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem
• Breath softened fall, angel of always never
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• Why a stolen car is never the same after it's recovered
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• floating and never settling
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• It Never Rains
• Never on Sunday
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• Never Let Me Down Again
• Why I've never been ice skating
• My Wang never goes down

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