Findings:
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- At that time I was taken up with alchemy
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- When I was young Time had no wings
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- It was a green field and a pleasant day
- A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- I was once young and had a home
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- I was a father for a few days
- The day I was showering with two black men
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- I had a really good time tonight
- It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
- Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- The perfect way to eat a Mars Bar on a sunny day
- we meet on the street for the first time every day
- A single sunny day spent laughing in the face of impending disaster
- company time
- The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
- I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
- The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
- I had pleasant times as well
- We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
- Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
- he had a dream
- Timid virgins make dull company
- King George he had a Date
- Stuff was started stuff had ends
- I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- Antitrust: The Justice Department and 17 states proposed Breaking up Microsoft into two companies.
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
- Sunny Day Real Estate
- time of day
- I was Christian for a day
- I read my life story twenty times a day
- The Day Earth Was Born
- There was a cold day
- The day we broke our teacher's mind
- Muck Up Day
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- fool every time every day i
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- I want to hear about his day in person
- How to make an orderly day without bells.
- For Every Day, I Wake Up.
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
- Sunny Day (user)
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- Never Knowing Quite What I Had
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- two cats and a tattoo, the design I had in mind
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- More than he was willing to give
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- He flops over and bonks his head
- At least he was gentle
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- "Shut up," he explained
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Music was better in the old days
- So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
- Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
- And then one day you wake up
- Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
- Little things that make my day
- I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
- One day at a time
- The day I found out I was a guy
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- Food was purer in the good old days
- And in those days was armageddon
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- Sunny Days
- Don't give up your day job
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
- The day we woke up and the machines were us
- The Day the World was about to End
- Morris Day and The Time
- Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
- The day he gave me a lift
- New York Times Company
- The day I woke up covered in blood
- Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- Make it a great day... or not. The choice is yours.
- Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- Make oil companies obsolete! Eat more french fries!
- Day Out of Time
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
- Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- Eyes that had a way of making time stop
- Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
- The ocean will one day give up its dead
- the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- He had something to say. He said it.
- You had to pretend success was fucked
- The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
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