Findings:

• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• So is this a Customer Service Center or a Technical Support Center?
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• You, standing
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• And forty days were fulfilled for him; for so are fulfilled the days of those which are embalmed
• The Couple, or so, Commandments
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• So why talk about politics now
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Eight or Nine Wise Words About Letter Writing
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• Fifteen Miles Or So
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• Ten stars or so
• The Seven (or so) Deadly Temptations (e2poll)
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• General sexuality newsgroup
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• So You Want to Write a Fugue
• Answering Questions About Your Employment at the NSA
• Faster, the Acceleration of Just About Everything
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• So?
• Modern times leave us dazed and confused about dating
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Confusing parable about fish
• i feel so small
• It's all about the sublime
• oh, such fear as drives so much acquisition
• What the world wants to know about newts
• A boat does not care about its wake
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• You shouldn't let poets lie to you about electronics
• This is the part i wanted to see; about the mental institution
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• It hard to forget you now that my parents are okay with talking about you.
• The Beginning of a Memory About a Previous Death
• One point five words about love
• The Truth About the Harry Quebert Affair
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• How to write about colors?
• chicken feet
• Come here, you feet
• Bathroom Voyeur Seeks Exhibitionist Prune Feet
• Exclusive Or
• Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
• Spit or swallow?
• Perl: Converting an integer or float to currency
• Potential or Reality?
• To the States to Identify the 16th, 17th, or 18th Presidentiad
• Trick or treating for older kids
• Whom to marry or not to marry
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• Superfluous Information or Bandwidth Bandits
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Bad or missing command interpreter
• Sir Hornbook; or, Childe Launcelot's Expedition
• The Manner of Procedure in Administrative Recourse and in the Removal or Transfer of Parish Priests
• Pepper steak fajitas or something
• Colour or Country
• Käsewähe
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• Helping the child or adolescent trauma survivor
• A Brief (or maybe not) Argument for Dictatorship (or maybe not...)
• am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
• Navigation without map or compass
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Art or vandalization?
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• Drugs Or Me
• For sale: my dreams. Price: a living wage, or best offer.
• Is love a verb or a noun?
• The presence or absence of stimuli:  part five
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• It's so crazy it just might work
• Not so hot
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Oooh it's so good!
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• So that I may mutely speak
• Rejection isn't so bad
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• Oh it's all so soft and lovely with you
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• So many dynamos!: And Other Palindromes
• So sick my follicles are crying out in pain
• Feeble Prozac poetry about exploding nipples
• Gee, You're so Beautiful That It's Starting to Rain
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• There is something about airports and bus terminals
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Never Had It So Good
• Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
• So my dreams are more than real
• Movies about giant ants
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• the dream itself isn't so terrifying
• nodes about nodes about nodes about nodes
• Don't Worry About the Government
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• All About Nothing
• my novembers are so well documented
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
• This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
• just so much slavery (user)
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
• Three stories about pets
• everything men NEED to know about weddings
• Much Ado About Nothing I.ii
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• 10 common myths about sex offenders
• a bad poem about ham, Van Gogh and math
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• if dreams are like movies then memories are films about ghosts
• This is just about everywhere. This goes deeper.
• show me what the world is all about
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• wet one's feet
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• Ali Baba And The Forty Thieves: IV
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• One lump or two?
• How to tell if you are stoned or not
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Stop the Madness (Or at Least Slow It Down A Little)
• truth or swill

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